Dragon Tales -- Teacher for a Day

The following is a story that Dragon developed as a creative story telling exercise at his learning centre. It should be read tongue-in-cheek (unless you're a desk!). The theme for the story is "Teacher for a Day". Enjoy the mind of an 8 year old boy!

A week ago I was the teacher for a day. My teacher was sick so I was the teacher in the clasroom. I decided to teach the kids how to destroy their desks.

1. Dynamite: First, you can use dynamite to blow your desk to smithereens. First you find the dynamite and matches. Then you place the dynamite under your desk and throw a lit match and run and then KABOOM!
2. Termites & Steel Eating Termites: First, you buy termites from Dangerous Pets. You put the termites in your desk and step back slowly. Munch, munch, munch.
3. Electric Wires: First you rip the wires out of the walls. Second, you attach the wires to your desk. Next, turn the lights on. ZZZZzzzZZZZzzzzzz!!!
4. Firecrackers: Get some huge firecrackers and put them all in your desk. Use a match to light the fuse and RUN! PHOOSH!!
5. Lava: Go to a volcano that still erupts. Get 10 lava proof buckets and collect the lava. Next, bring the lava to school and dump it all over your desk and... bbbuuullleee. Watch it melt.
6. Medieval Weapons: Go to the museum and take all of the medieval weapons! Shoot your desk with a crossbow! Chop your desk with a battle axe! Smash it with a ball and chain! CCCrrraaaccckkkkk! Bye, bye desk!
7. Missile: First you find your nearest Army base. You go there and ask them to borrow a rocket launcher. When the say no, you leave and then sneak back that night to steal it. Take the rocket launcher to school and strap your desk to the missile and press start. LIFTOFF!!!!!

The kids loved the lessons but the school was eventually shut down. There was no school for a year because the government sued them for stealing missiles. THE END.